jade / 21icon by meTumblr (3.0; @jadedpedestrian)http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/83c5a95d8a113b9196ca03d1a1e3967d/tumblr_o8xkcsQ9xb1qep5zro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175282867861http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175282867861Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:08:46 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ab68fef1ac7fd34d504da893925b27f3/tumblr_p8xq21ftQa1v5rkuso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://contrasinfonia.tumblr.com/post/174443759418/why-would-u-say-something-so-controversial-yet-so" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">contrasinfonia</a>:</p><blockquote><p style=""> <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/why-would-u-say-something-so-controversial-yet-SO-brave..." target="_blank">#why would u say something so controversial yet SO brave..</a> <br/></p></blockquote>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175282705436http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175282705436Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:02:59 -0400<p><a href="https://maddygail.tumblr.com/post/167301814923/thor-ragnarok-valkyrie-is-bi-as-fuckmarvel" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">maddygail</a>:</p><blockquote> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>Thor Ragnarok:</b> Valkyrie is bi as fuck</p> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>Marvel:</b> *through gritted teeth* lowkey</p> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>Thor Ragnarok:</b> Yeah, him too</p> </blockquote>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175275785001http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175275785001Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:34:08 -0400<p><a href="http://kramergate.tumblr.com/post/175247380958/perhaps-an-unpopular-opinion-but-i-dont-really" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kramergate</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://fleetwoodbrak.tumblr.com/post/175247370413/perhaps-an-unpopular-opinion-but-i-dont-really" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fleetwoodbrak</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kramergate.tumblr.com/post/175247346438/perhaps-an-unpopular-opinion-but-i-dont-really" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kramergate</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>perhaps an unpopular opinion but i don’t really… get the big post going around making fun of the adventure time/minecraft crossover like… its a little late in the game but its a kids cartoon for kids on a kids network so like… it doesn’t matter </p></blockquote> <p>everyones trying to prove theyre big grownups now </p> </blockquote> <p>kids still like kids media… cringe </p> </blockquote>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175275750486http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175275750486Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:32:39 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/71304aa923fe36cab7c7f48943d5e24d/tumblr_op9lvsui1R1vrc2qto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175275718341http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175275718341Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:31:12 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a61fc080a274c610c48c184798d94ea3/tumblr_p7ywuydJxI1qi3kwbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175275192671http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175275192671Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:09:08 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32dcf841a97171144596' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p9uodbjXa41vee0nm_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":41,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p9uodbjXa41vee0nm_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/video_file/t:lRvVG_RpEdBWvlJkeAPrwQ/175275101886/tumblr_p9uodbjXa41vee0nm/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175275101886http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175275101886Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:05:23 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32dcf841f61631635883' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='711' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pa2d54QgOP1rihoc2_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":11,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pa2d54QgOP1rihoc2_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"357"}}' > <source src="https://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/video_file/t:lRvVG_RpEdBWvlJkeAPrwQ/175274487676/tumblr_pa2d54QgOP1rihoc2" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://thewildthingsarenow.tumblr.com/post/174733665372/yo-this-is-legitimately-the-funniest-shit-i-have" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thewildthingsarenow</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Yo this is legitimately the funniest shit I have seen today </p></blockquote>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175274487676http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175274487676Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:39:48 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32dcf8426b0412873228' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ob76hvJ49u1twni2p_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":72,"hdUrl":"https://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/video_file/t:lRvVG_RpEdBWvlJkeAPrwQ/175274070561/tumblr_ob76hvJ49u1twni2p/720","filmstrip":{"url":"http://66.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_ob76hvJ49u1twni2p_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/video_file/t:lRvVG_RpEdBWvlJkeAPrwQ/175274070561/tumblr_ob76hvJ49u1twni2p/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://infernalpume.tumblr.com/post/163607103353/shmeards-supervirgin-dontforgettheclit" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">infernalpume</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://shmeards.tumblr.com/post/161918938989/supervirgin-dontforgettheclit-iamnotjody" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">shmeards</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://supervirgin.tumblr.com/post/161917256602/dontforgettheclit-iamnotjody-dope-kulture" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">supervirgin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dontforgettheclit.tumblr.com/post/148503046513/iamnotjody-dope-kulture-tony-hawk-lands-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">dontforgettheclit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamnotjody.tumblr.com/post/148269944579" target="_blank">iamnotjody</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dope-kulture.tumblr.com/post/148262733684" target="_blank">dope-kulture</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!</p> <p>🐐🐐🐐</p> </blockquote> <p>G.O.A.T</p> </blockquote> <p>wtf</p> </blockquote> <p>I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn</p> </blockquote> <p>i love that he’s still doing this</p> <p>i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT</p> </blockquote> <p>i love that <i>victory slide</i></p> </blockquote>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175274070561http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175274070561Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:21:51 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32dcf842ab7296922665' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pawfyiZjas1wjwpri_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":13,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pawfyiZjas1wjwpri_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/video_file/t:lRvVG_RpEdBWvlJkeAPrwQ/175274004576/tumblr_pawfyiZjas1wjwpri" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://doggosource.tumblr.com/post/175251375786/a-wholesome-sight" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">doggosource</a>:</p><blockquote><p>a wholesome sight</p></blockquote>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175274004576http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175274004576Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:19:11 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32dcf84315d453019786' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_n8wx8uJxYQ1sd5am6_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":11,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://37.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_n8wx8uJxYQ1sd5am6_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/video_file/t:lRvVG_RpEdBWvlJkeAPrwQ/175261548136/tumblr_n8wx8uJxYQ1sd5am6" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://hiphopandanime.tumblr.com/post/158352311231/thatfineassaliengirl-henny-de-gallo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">hiphopandanime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thatfineassaliengirl.tumblr.com/post/158004193469/henny-de-gallo-elionking-psalmsofraven" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thatfineassaliengirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://henny-de-gallo.tumblr.com/post/157755572653/elionking-psalmsofraven-lmfao-bill-wild-for" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">henny-de-gallo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://elionking.tumblr.com/post/157724481161/psalmsofraven-lmfao-bill-wild-for-this-bill" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">elionking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://psalmsofraven.tumblr.com/post/157696928464/lmfao-bill-wild-for-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">psalmsofraven</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>LMFAO Bill wild for this</p></blockquote> <p>Bill bout to fuck</p> </blockquote> <p>ready to risk it all</p> </blockquote> <p>Quote some scientific facts, always gets you panties!</p> </blockquote> <p>Bill Nye All In Your Eye</p> </blockquote>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175261548136http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175261548136Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:26:24 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4e098bda3fab3586591fdc4f4f2f7150/tumblr_n1r15k0vI01qjnhqgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://clestroying.com/post/102056359338/djshinyshades-filler-up-this-was-not-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">clestroying</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://djshinyshades.tumblr.com/post/78389541342/filler-up" target="_blank">djshinyshades</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fill’er up</p> </blockquote> <p>this was not a mistake</p> </blockquote>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175256361156http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175256361156Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:10:20 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4c668607a06680964113cc2f4f4f8787/tumblr_p3vaclkevP1u7r2s8o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cef284c8f92f85c671a6911388f20e8c/tumblr_p3vaclkevP1u7r2s8o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5d1a9d1a7ae78fb6f8a4c9ed19587380/tumblr_p3vaclkevP1u7r2s8o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9aa8a54d699fff89b8febe4676ba6e43/tumblr_p3vaclkevP1u7r2s8o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://sevi007.tumblr.com/post/170679760702/shannonsketches-shannonsketches-his-name-is" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sevi007</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://shannonsketches.tumblr.com/post/170672832251/shannonsketches-his-name-is-blip-because-thats" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">shannonsketches</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://shannonsketches.tumblr.com/post/170672757956/his-name-is-blip-because-thats-the-noise-i-made" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">shannonsketches</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>His name is Blip because that’s the noise I made while trying to think of a name</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="455" data-orig-width="791"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/41ed45fa473a510e522d9275e93e82ed/tumblr_inline_p3vag52SCo1t87nay_540.png" data-orig-height="455" data-orig-width="791"/></figure><p>Well, okay, <i>this </i>is Blip.  <small>He lives in armor he found because the forest scares him.</small></p> </blockquote> <p>Hey, uh, not to be dramatic here or anything, but I would totally die for Blip. <br/></p> </blockquote>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175254449481http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175254449481Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:56:34 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b24a8f9749bce7bae2885aaa64be37e2/tumblr_pakspauvab1rc02m0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://quetzalcoatl2k.tumblr.com/post/175043802480/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-have-some-bad-news-i-did" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">quetzalcoatl2k</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Ladies and gentlemen, I have some bad news. I did NOT get the job at Froot Loops. My body is now your communion, please eat from me.</p></blockquote>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175249124871http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175249124871Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:48:36 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d7d95b9d36e3b6b5d42f41fb828c7726/tumblr_mfjqb67mmg1ranfgjo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8d8058c0857d51f2bd2ab47227084f44/tumblr_mfjqb67mmg1ranfgjo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goatwishes.tumblr.com/post/149294772604" target="_blank">goatwishes</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mitsooru.tumblr.com/post/38725760503" target="_blank">mitsooru</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>bad</p> </blockquote> <p>i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house</p> </blockquote>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175219272111http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175219272111Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:13:10 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/402b74aeea283f8d7ee2f4efa7c1d03b/tumblr_p2iiwxUeXV1qixw9po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://raptorific.tumblr.com/post/174467195776/i-was-about-to-say-how-do-you-know-someone-has" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">raptorific</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college </p></blockquote>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175219147751http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175219147751Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:08:48 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1f3d100837f7cf35df96890653e60b7c/tumblr_pampyj6wPl1qjb4auo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175219139076http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175219139076Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:08:29 -0400<p><figure data-orig-width="902" data-orig-height="521" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d8e25fc8ccc5cc586d8806f5c645c22a/tumblr_inline_nzdo216jYM1s7j8vk_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="902" data-orig-height="521"/></figure></p> <p>well ok???? here’s me next to the entrance to my apartment??? why the heck would i lie about my height??? <b>I DON’T ENJOY BUMPING MY HEAD INTO EVERYTHING JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS BUILT FOR HOBBITS</b></p>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175219125661http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175219125661Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:07:58 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3f1f68d7f4d96a4b709797923f396f4b/tumblr_palm1uLrxT1qle9iwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://todayintokyo.tumblr.com/post/175137617232/yoshimuraspeed-%E3%83%9A%E3%83%AD%E3%83%9A%E3%83%AD%E3%81%95%E3%82%93%E3%81%AE%E3%83%84%E3%82%A4%E3%83%BC%E3%83%88-%E6%97%A9%E3%81%8F%E3%81%93%E3%81%AE%E8%A1%97%E3%81%8B%E3%82%89%E3%81%A7%E3%81%9F%E3%81%84" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">todayintokyo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://yoshimuraspeed.tumblr.com/post/175060382027/%E3%83%9A%E3%83%AD%E3%83%9A%E3%83%AD%E3%81%95%E3%82%93%E3%81%AE%E3%83%84%E3%82%A4%E3%83%BC%E3%83%88-%E6%97%A9%E3%81%8F%E3%81%93%E3%81%AE%E8%A1%97%E3%81%8B%E3%82%89%E3%81%A7%E3%81%9F%E3%81%84" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">yoshimuraspeed</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://twitter.com" target="_blank">ペロペロさんのツイート: “早くこの街からでたい… ”</a></p></blockquote> <p>Rough translation: “Thank you very much for keeping the bathroom clean. If you see someone making a mess, let me know. I’ll clean them up.” </p> </blockquote>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175218888501http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175218888501Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:59:42 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ce69dff5ee6b45ecceda51605cba5333/tumblr_pattzuH1kk1w7u8nmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175218843016http://jadedpedestrian.tumblr.com/post/175218843016Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:58:07 -0400